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Blonde computer operator

During a company’s recent password audit, it was found that a blonde employee was using the following password:

“MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento”

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

Thanks Tommy Salami

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A LIVE shot on WGN…

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Help You Make It To Your Flight

A song by Buck Howdy.

Thanks Tom

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The explanation

The wife  came home early and found her husband in their bedroom  making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she  was somewhat upset. ‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she  cried. ‘How dare you do this to me — a faithful wife, the  mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a [...]

Dog walking dog

Thanks Mike (From Spain)

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Resurrected

Thanks Mike (From Spain)

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Broccoli casserole

 A woman goes to her  boyfriend’s parents’ house for Christmas dinner.This is to be her first time meeting the family and  she is very  nervous.  They all sit down and begin eating a fine  meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little  discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are [...]

“It’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.”

Northern Britain and Scotland are in the grip of ice and snow, so it seems like a good time to talk about the expression “brass monkey weather”. This idiom is used to indicate that the weather is very cold: It’s brass monkey weather today, isn’t it!

This usage stems from [...]

Old Rock Stars

Classic Rock Songs updated for the singer’s age by Tim Hawkins.

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Thanks Gene

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What superstitious or quirky habits do you have?

I think I mentioned it before, but when I fly I’ve gotten into the habit of making sure I touch the outside of the airplane door frame when I’m boarding the plane.  I don’t know why I started doing it, but so far since I have, a plane I’m on hasn’t gone down in flames…. [...]