17 thoughts on “Man forced to eat his beard

  1. “I swear I’ll never let them do that to me again! Not by the hair of my chinny chin… chins!” he huffed and he puffed.

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  2. “You want $250 for a $20 mower?? That’s more than just a hair off!” they clipped at him.

    “Well Consume-hair Reports says that’s what it’s worth.” He knew info like that would be hard to swallow.

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  3. Harvey shared what he has learned from this. “Long as I got a pair of scissors, I won’t never go hungry no mower.”

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  4. Now, look hair. He beard his soul with shearing this story with us and you should be shorn more understanding.

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