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Send them to jail where they should have nothing to eat but beard and water.
Oh, Scott, this is almost a new low for you! What a bizarre story too!
I don’t know if that was actually Scott’s worst, but it’s a close shave…
Why does so much drama and drunkeness in the South involve lawn tractors?
“Nothin’ better than southern style crusty beard,” they joked ingest.
“I admit I enjoyed the mutton chops,” he kidded sheepishly.
“I swear I’ll never let them do that to me again! Not by the hair of my chinny chin… chins!” he huffed and he puffed.
“You want $250 for a $20 mower?? That’s more than just a hair off!” they clipped at him.
“Well Consume-hair Reports says that’s what it’s worth.” He knew info like that would be hard to swallow.
I’m sure had they asked, he would’ve trimmed that a bit.
Harvey shared what he has learned from this. “Long as I got a pair of scissors, I won’t never go hungry no mower.”
Their mistake was in not realizing, Harv was really attached to his beard.
The most humiliating thing for Harvey was having to cough up the hairball.
I was wrong…The MOST humiliating thing was their asking him, “You want fries with that?”
Shaving cream cheese on your bagel?
No, I prefer locks… of hair.
When did they do this to him?
A hair before ate.
Who is Harvey’s favorite funny couple?
I bet he’d chews (Dick) Van Dyke and (Mary Tyler) Mower.
Now, look hair. He beard his soul with shearing this story with us and you should be shorn more understanding.
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