32 thoughts on “Caption contest”

  1. “You’re such a big fellow. How much do you weigh.”
    “I don’t know. Let’s get on the scales.”

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  2. “I’m tired of walking, where’s your car?”
    “Stop your carping. It’s the gold Barracuda over there.”

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  3. I once caught a fish THIS big.

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    It must be Friday, I’ve got a fish for dinner

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    Lucky me, sushi tonight.

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    If he was a robot you could call this ‘Fish and Chips’.

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  4. “What’s this on your chin? Dr. Frankenstein can fix that, it looks like you blew a seal.”

    “Er.. uh.. no dear, it’s um.. ice cream.”

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