1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea … I can’t hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, ’cause I’d like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6) If you and I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in your hole.
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Man – “Fat Penguin!”
Woman – “WHAT?”
Man – “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”
9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10) I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
and…. the best for last!
13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
I put these in the Google Language Detection link. What country is “WTF”?
Sounds like somebody overheard infi in the local Hooters.
And why not:
¤ If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
¤ Nice legs…what time do they open?
¤ If you were the last woman and I were the last man on earth, we could do it in public.
¤ The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means there’s more room for your tongue.
¤ God wants us to be together. That’s why he gave us the same parents!
* You look like a million bucks – green and wrinkled.
* I lost my phone number, can I have yours?