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If you have 5 dollars ….

Chuck Norris has $10

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August 2nd, 2010 | Category: Funny

5 comments to If you have 5 dollars ….

  • Bella
    August 2, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    NO WAY!!! I’m still gonna kick his ASS!!! :)
    B!tch better be scared.

  • Joey
    August 3, 2010 at 8:10 am

    I thought CN was a dogooder.

  • Maoman
    August 3, 2010 at 10:21 am

    Chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
    He sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
    He can burn ants with a magnifying glass…. at night.
    And he has the world’s best Poker face. He won the 1988 world poker championship with a 2 of spades, a monopoly get out of jail free card, a 5 of diamonds, an expired credit card, and a green number 7 from UNO.

    Also, legend has it that Chuck Norris went skydiving once, but promised never to do it again, claiming that one Grand Canyon is enough.

  • Maoman
    August 3, 2010 at 10:24 am

    Oh and also, this one in the picture is supposed to go “If Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, and you have 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.”