Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me, so big and flat? It needs a big wide sounding name like… ow… ound… round… ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me? Hello, ground!
Billy…billy………BILLY….o gawdammit billy how many times have i told you not to play hide and seek with the weird neighbors!!!!
When he saw the photograph of the birth, Tarzan was s-o-o-o-o relieved to see that he was not the father… But Jane continued with divorce proceedings anyway.
heh heh heh…good one
The shorter legs must be for wheelies.
When the tiger told the giraffe his monkey joke, he shit himself.
I definitely love the whale line from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. That ground is definitely a long way down!