A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping:
Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy a dozen.
OK, hun.
Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 12 loaves of bread.
His wife is flabbergasted:
Dear, why on earth did you buy a dozen loaves of bread?
They had eggs.
Ha! I’m a programmer. This is great. I’ve forwarded this to my fiance.
Do you think that’s wise?
Lol! The sad thing is I can write a little program to implement that