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“Each shoe is 2,000 ml,” Tom said all two liter-ally.
Third World sandals.
One flavor fizzes all.
Diet Coke and men toes fail.
“I’m not a fashion litre,” Tom said flatly.
Notice they’re lace-free. A long time ago some were laced with cocaine.
I have a pair, I’ll check the age with carbon-aided dating.
Dr. Seuss’s jumping shoes: Hop on Pop.
For the British (hope I’m saying this right):
“I’ll bloody die if I don’t get these shoes!” Tom said as he popped his clogs.
“I Cee soda footware,” Tom said clearly.
“Great idea Arch,” Tom said supportively.
Tom had kept it bottled up, but finally admitted toe everyone that he was a pour soul.
After wearing his klunky Doc Martens all day, Tom loved to chill in his Doc Peppers.
(who is Tom, anyway?)
If he was wearing aluminum containers, he might be Thom. You know, Thom McAn.
Kinney’s give him G.A.S.S.
I don’t know, but he sure gets around.
I’d like to meet him. I hope he pops up at the fete in St Louis.
He has boots that are Nehi.
He’s been wearing shoes like this since he was a lilttle Squirt.
When your feet are that ugly, you need shoes to match!
He wears whatever is on tap.
That’s what he wears when he goes tap dancing.
There’s nothing like going for a morning walk in the Shoeshone foothills and feeling the Mtn Dew between your toes.
They come in sizes 7-up.
He has a few years on him but he still steps spritely.
I thought elves wore Sprite shoes.
Uh yeah, could you put these on my Tab?
Rudolph the Red Nosed Slippers
Look, it’s Mister Pibb. He wears these when he dines Al Fresca.
I didn’t like they way you colored them last time. This time Diet Rite.
What width you be? IBC.
Follow the liter.
He likes his K-Swiss creams.
He’s a guy that likes to Fanta size.
Poor Tom, his girlfriend Ginger, Ails. Even so, his motto is. “Because she’s mine, I walk the lime.”
It wasn’t long ago that he Schweppest her off her feet.
He liked her Canada Dry wit. (Bella??)
Scott, you are a classic. When in STL. have Jonco point you towards my house. I always have hot coffee. No booze in this house.
If I make it there, I’ll see if I can Dew that.
shots are usually taken up aren’t they?
Orange you afraid those will your toes?
These new shoes are killing me. They right into my feet.
Let’s get fizz-ical, fizz-ical…..
Whaddaya think, Pops?
I think the coke’s on you.
“I feel kinda bottled up in these shoes”, he said.
New STS (see trough shoes) with handy sweat release opening. If nose is kept open while walking a flowing jetstream causes a popup air Jordan effect.
So uncomfortable his dogs are ing.
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“Each shoe is 2,000 ml,” Tom said all two liter-ally.
Third World sandals.
One flavor fizzes all.
Diet Coke and men toes fail.
“I’m not a fashion litre,” Tom said flatly.
Notice they’re lace-free. A long time ago some were laced with cocaine.
I have a pair, I’ll check the age with carbon-aided dating.
Dr. Seuss’s jumping shoes: Hop on Pop.
For the British (hope I’m saying this right):
“I’ll bloody die if I don’t get these shoes!” Tom said as he popped his clogs.
“I Cee soda footware,” Tom said clearly.
“Great idea Arch,” Tom said supportively.
Tom had kept it bottled up, but finally admitted toe everyone that he was a pour soul.
After wearing his klunky Doc Martens all day, Tom loved to chill in his Doc Peppers.
(who is Tom, anyway?)
If he was wearing aluminum containers, he might be Thom. You know, Thom McAn.
Kinney’s give him G.A.S.S.
I don’t know, but he sure gets around.
I’d like to meet him. I hope he pops up at the fete in St Louis.
He has boots that are Nehi.
He’s been wearing shoes like this since he was a lilttle Squirt.
When your feet are that ugly, you need shoes to match!
He wears whatever is on tap.
That’s what he wears when he goes tap dancing.
There’s nothing like going for a morning walk in the Shoeshone foothills and feeling the Mtn Dew between your toes.
They come in sizes 7-up.
He has a few years on him but he still steps spritely.
I thought elves wore Sprite shoes.
Uh yeah, could you put these on my Tab?
Rudolph the Red Nosed Slippers
Look, it’s Mister Pibb. He wears these when he dines Al Fresca.
I didn’t like they way you colored them last time. This time Diet Rite.
What width you be?
IBC.
Follow the liter.
He likes his K-Swiss creams.
He’s a guy that likes to Fanta size.
Poor Tom, his girlfriend Ginger, Ails.
Even so, his motto is.
“Because she’s mine, I walk the lime.”
It wasn’t long ago that he Schweppest her off her feet.
He liked her Canada Dry wit. (Bella??)
Scott, you are a classic. When in STL. have Jonco point you towards my house. I always have hot coffee. No booze in this house.
If I make it there, I’ll see if I can Dew that.
Orange you afraid those will
your toes?
These new shoes are killing me. They
right into my feet.
Let’s get fizz-ical, fizz-ical…..
Whaddaya think, Pops?
I think the coke’s on you.
“I feel kinda bottled up in these shoes”, he said.
New STS (see trough shoes) with handy sweat release opening.
If nose is kept open while walking a flowing jetstream causes a popup air Jordan effect.
So uncomfortable his dogs are
ing.