Wonkette has a piece on Sarah Palin sporting some new wardrobe accessories.
We got a political news tip on our Facebook page from Wonkette operative “Laura,” and it goes like this: “Sarah Palin 12/09 no boobs http://bit.ly/bmQtPJ Sarah Palin today, Instant boobage! http://j.mp/dokqd2 only her plastic surgeon knows4sure.” We are not fluent in the Twitter-Facebook dialects, but somehow we can follow the gist.
The only group of people who look at ladies’ boobs more than straight men are straight women. Experts say straight women spend up to 37% of their time evaluating the breasts of their friends, enemies, peers and total strangers, while the number triples (to 111%) for lesbians. What we mean is, women seem to keep very careful mental records about such things, taking into account a wide variety of factors such as pregnancy, wardrobe, diet, exercise regime, miraculous undergarments and, of course, the work of the cosmetic surgery professionals who keep America’s last alt-weekly newspapers as going business concerns.
And, having just now checked our tipster’s hunch with another woman (also, coincidentally, named “Laura”), we can report with confidence that at least two people with experience in having breasts say that Sarah Palin sure looks like she was trotting out some new work at the horse races on Sunday. Oh, you didn’t know the Palins frequent the horse races these days, with their own racehorse, named “First Dude,” and that it competed “at the 142nd Belmont Stakes, the final leg of racing’s Triple Crown”?
Definitely maybe…
I think she just stuffed her bra with some of those newspapers she never reads.
She had to do something with the money she received from her sponsors for her campaign.
now if she would only dye her hair blond
This is like putting new awnings on a condemned building!
I mean, you guys are kidding me, right?
DAYUM the pic in the white top is sooo hot,I WANT
dude seriously? Yeah she does have some level of hotness, but the main problem is that the second she opens her mouth any tiny bit off attraction will go running screaming in the night
“projects that have little or nothing to do with the public good. Things like fruit fly research in Paris, France. I kid you not.”
If I only had the chance to find out first hand (so to speak), I’d let you all know for sure.
I’d do this for you!
I appreciate your dedication to your B&P buddies, Bill.
I’ll hold the camera.
You guys are real troopers. What you will not do to help each other out. Touching, really.
Experience tells me that the bra, stuffing, and shirt, not to mention hormone levels affect the bosom’s appearance dramatically. These could just be very extreme pictures. I don’t think she’s done it. Did I mention temperature?
isiah she only needs to open her mouth for one thing
It’s in the standard FOX contract.
You minions are so funny.
The Belmont was on Saturday. Sorry to be picky. It’s just the busiest day of the year at work for me, so I remember it quite well.
Breast implants? $arah needs a BRAIN implant.
Sarah doesn’t need enhancement. She already has brains & beauty–that’s why leftist chicks hate her. Jealousy shows.
I’ve just seen several clips of her at the results of the June 8 primaries. Didn’t look enhanced to me.