♫♫♫ I want to ride – ride the turtle,
I want to ride – ride the turtle,
It will be black and white in the dead of night;
Eyes flashing in the clear moonlight.
I want to ride – ride the turtle.
It’s like a beer in the hands of a western man
Tell you about hops, barley, and water.
But a beer to a B&P man
He’ll tell you about madness and sorrow
or the love of a man and a woman.♫♫♫
iirc, there is an off-color joke that started something like this…
Tim
I think that after posting this Jonco is obligated to get a turtle for Gus and Trixie
♫♫♫ I want to ride – ride the turtle,
I want to ride – ride the turtle,
It will be black and white in the dead of night;
Eyes flashing in the clear moonlight.
I want to ride – ride the turtle.
It’s like a beer in the hands of a western man
Tell you about hops, barley, and water.
But a beer to a B&P man
He’ll tell you about madness and sorrow
or the love of a man and a woman.♫♫♫
(Apologies to Jefferson Starship)
*puts on her pedantic hat*
That’s a tortoise