1,000 things you don’t know about women

Here are just a few:

No. 512: We’re not always aware of our breasts. If we happen to brush up against you, we’re not necessarily coming on to you. Sometimes we are. But it’s not a given. —Nicole French, 37, Denver, Colorado

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8 thoughts on “1,000 things you don’t know about women”

  1. Yes Mike, really. And 76 is true too, right from my heart. I must go look at this complete list now.

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  2. These are untrue as I see them.
    73.Thongs are uncomfortable.
    Not true, if the thong fits you properly, it’s comfortable.
    184.Untrue. If I get into a convertable with a man who has hair ties and a brush in that car, those items damn well better be wrapped in the manufacturer’s plastic.
    These are complete facts as I see them:
    208.Slooooow Dooooown
    235. If you treat waitstaff and cashiers poorly I will never touch your penis

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  3. Re: No. 129: When we walk into a room we notice which women you’d sleep with before you do. —Rachael Candee, 24, Iowa City, Iowa

    No you don’t. really you don’t. you can’t look at everyone at once.

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  4. What seems crazy is women think that we don’t know 90% of this stuff already, like they are giving us some top secret information. Normally if a guy doesn’t pick up on the signals it’s because he isn’t really as into you as you think.

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