One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself, “It’s certainly not a ship
As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.
Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, “Tell me, how long has it been since you’ve had a good cigar?”
“Ten years,” replied the amazed Irishman
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.
He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. “Faith and begorrah,” said the castaway, “that is so good! I’d almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!”
“And how long has it been since you’ve had a drop of good Bushmill’s Irish Whiskey?” asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied, “Ten years.”
Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.
He opened the flask and took a long drink. ” ‘Tis nectar of the gods!” shouted the Irishman. ” ‘Tis truly fantastic!!!”
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, “And how long has it been since you played around?”
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, “Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don’t tell me that you’ve got golf clubs in there too!”
Thanks Gene
Hey, that looks like DJ.
LOL Gary, you may be right.
Did my mother send you that picture? Dayum, mom! :O
Reminded me of this one:
A man with no arms and no legs was sitting all alone on a blanket at the beach. The first woman said ‘Have you ever had a hug?’ The man said ‘No,’ so she gave him a big tight hug and walked on. The second woman said, ‘Have you ever had a kiss?’ The man said, ‘No,’ so she gave him a long passionate kiss and walked on. The third woman came to him and said, ‘Have you ever been fv¢k€d?’ The fellow’s eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, ‘No.’ She said, ‘You will be when the tide comes in.’
This picture is DJ in his backyard a few years from now thinking… “DAYUM! P in B was right afterall!”
LOL @ Scott! – I’m liking the idea of palm trees in Northern Ohio a lot though…