I guess you need a stronger drink of choice. It’s pretty bad when you have to mix grain alcohol with your Jack just to make it drinkable. At least one nice thing about Everclear is it freezes at negative 173 deg F (-114 C) so you should be long dead before you can’t drink your alcohol.
minus 51,DAYUM
I’ll remember this one the next time that I order “a cold one”.
You can tell he’s frowning!
I guess you need a stronger drink of choice. It’s pretty bad when you have to mix grain alcohol with your Jack just to make it drinkable. At least one nice thing about Everclear is it freezes at negative 173 deg F (-114 C) so you should be long dead before you can’t drink your alcohol.
Somebody offer Al Gore a shot of Jack Daniels.
That’s cold tea or coffee. It’s not dark enough for JD. Sorry to be a party pooper!
Follow the geese.
Mike – Is that “geese” as in “Grey Goose”?
Frowning? I think I see the glimmer of a frozen tear.
@wally
you’re an idiot.
Break the bottle and enjoy a fantastic popsicle.
I live in Alaska and have experienced temperatures colder then -51. Frost bite is possible in seconds…