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Built-in prompter

Sarah Palin’s never without her teleprompter.

Hand Of Sara

Hand Of Sara Text

Thanks Mike F

28 comments to Built-in prompter

  • Tim

    At least she can make a speech without a teleprompter.

  • Dean

    Fake. If you’re going to post stuff like this at least confirm that this is accurate. You can watch a video of her here that shows her hand: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=har570f-uK4

  • infidel

    hmmm what happened to Paul,I miss his comments

  • Barb Dwigher

    No, Dean, it doesn’t have to be accurate, it just has to be amusing. This is – no matter who the speaker is.

  • I can’t and won’t vouch for the accuracy of anything here unless I personally have knowledge of it. I don’t have time to “verify” everything I post. I’m sure if something is fake the readers will let us know. If that’s not good enough then you might think twice about stopping by here.
    Update: After looking at your link and pausing the video a few times’, there sure looks like something is on her hand. You can’t read it but there’s something there. If you’re purporting that this video “proves” anything, then you’re delusional.

  • brianch

    You tell em Jonco.

    Dean,
    I watched the video you linked to and it does not show the front of her hand. What are you talking about dude?

    Infidel,
    What’s up? Wouldn’t you hit it? I would definitely hit it.

    All,
    I like how she has her name on her sleeve. You never know when you’re going to forget your name.

  • infidel

    HELL YES I would ,shes super hot

  • Meee

    Does that bottom one say “spank??”

  • Acorvid

    There are so many ridiculous memes on the right–he’s a socialist, he’s a Kenyan, he’s a terrorist at heart!–that it’s hard to point to any given one as the stupidest. However, the Obama teleprompter thing is surely one of them. In the first place, almost every political speech you have seen in the last 20 or more years, whether given by a Dem or Rep, has been made with the use of teleprompters. Secondly, this teleprompter nonsense is meant to imply that he is somehow incompetent, which is obviously false, given that he already has rightly gained the reputation as one of the great speakers in the history of the country, and this with seven years still to come. And thirdly, any doubts about his intellect or off the cuff speaking ability would have been obliterated, at least in any open mind, by his complete demolishing of the Republicans in the Q & A session after his talk to their retreat a couple of weeks ago. Give it up, guys. You reveal your ignorance and your prejudice every time you open your mouth.

  • DJ

    “One of the great speakers in the history of the country” ??? FOFLOL! He obviously TRIES to read what others write. Here’s the Commander-In-Chief of all US Military Forces:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNr66HHhMjs
    (Not the first time btw. He’s f*ed that word up before. Like the Las Vegas mayor said, Obama’s a slow learner.)

    Before you go all nucular, this loyal Chicago fan of the Chicago White Sox can’t properly name or pronounce the name of their home field in Chicago; he can’t pronounce (and obviously has never seen) the word Orion; he can’t pronounce the name of the state where he attended law school…there’s others. Look it up. There’s video of all of them.

  • Meee, it says “Lift America’s Spirit”, or that’s what she said during the speech after looking at her palm.

  • brianch

    Meee,
    God, I hope so… Spanking and Tea-bagging is what is missing from politics these days.

    Acorvid,
    Ummm, I don’t know if you read it, but this post is about Sarah Palin. You were the first person to bring up Obama.(Presumably you are talking about President Obama.) I think the teleprompter comment could apply to every politician now-a-days. To quote you, “You reveal your ignorance and your prejudice every time you open your mouth.”

  • I’d like to spank Sarah Palin.
    More in depth political commentary soon.

  • oldsalt

    Now we know how she got through her FIFTH college.

  • A few things for newcomers….

    (1)Jon owns the site. He makes the rules. Live with this idea, and you won’t get your feelings hurt.
    (2)There are a lot of people here who like the way Jon runs things. We’re happy. We’re entertained. We don’t have to scour the web. We’re going to a BAB. Screw with Jon, and we’ll hurt your feelings.
    (3)If anyone has time to verify everything there is on the net, oh wait, snoops,com. You aren’t there. go seek the truth there.
    (4) Infidel would, in fact, hit it.
    (5)You don’t like it? Go fuk yourself. That’s the way it is.

  • Aussigranni

    How succinctly put Mike Firesmith.

    A really warm welcome for newcomers!

    I shall consider myself well and truly told.

    Thanks for sharing.

  • And you take umbrage for this why?

  • Richard

    Mike – I hope that you are planning on attending the BABBQ. I know that you and I will have fun insulting DA’s like Acorvid. The problem might be making him realize that we are laughing at him.

  • Richard,

    Bella said if I showed up she would dance with me. That’s enough to get me there, but if you’ll help me poke fun at some of the uptight politically correct take offense at anything people, I’ll buy the first round.

  • DJ

    You missed the LittleAtlantaAssBBQ – If you show up at the Big One, I’ll dance with you.

  • Duuude

    Please make her go away!

  • MCW

    If she had put notes on piece of paper, she’d catch hell for using up too many trees. Obama can’t talk to his kids without a teleprompter.

  • Richard

    MCW – I just checked out your blog site. Lots of good stuff in there. Keep it up. Where in Georgia are you from and how did you wind up in Alaska?

  • Aussigranni

    I wouldn’t dare take unbrage!!

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