Thank you for your order

Dear Bella:

Thank you for your recent order from Infi’s Sex Toy Shop. You requested the large red vibrator featured on our wall display.

We regret to inform you that you will need to select another model because that is our fire extinguisher.

Infidel

Well, Shit!

Thanks Gene

Note: Names were changed to protect the guilty

8 thoughts on “Thank you for your order”

LMAO thats too funny,sorry about that Bella

Whoa, me too Infi. Oh well, back to the catalog.

A little malice at the palace? 😛

I could swear that one reporter said that this site was a clean family site or some shit like that. LOL.

That’s too funny

That might help if Bella’s having hot flashes.

BAHAHAHAHA!!

IF Bella’s having hot flashes….I light up Western Canada.

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