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		<title>By: Roger</title>
		<link>http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/12/01/tiger-woods-jokes/comment-page-2/#comment-134012</link>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Elin Woods has a new Business Sponsor
Baltic Development Group main innovation and focus is the development and commercialization of cosmetics, perfumes, wears of high quality and accessible to the largest number of users.

The company successfully built a solid network of partners (Department Stores, successful local Retail Stores)  that which transformed the &quot;old way distribution&quot; into a modern and efficient distribution in all the Baltic States and Scandinavia because of a local staff for each country where our network distribution is present.

They are bringing out a Range of Scandinavian Perfumes and Aftershaves. They are all maned after Golf Clubs. The ladies perfumes are named after the &quot;Woods&quot; the men&#039;s after shaves are named after the &quot;Irons&quot;.

Asked about the Aftershaves Elin stated that &quot;No 7 was here favourite it has a sharp edge to it&quot; It leaves an indelible impression.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Elin Woods has a new Business Sponsor<br />
Baltic Development Group main innovation and focus is the development and commercialization of cosmetics, perfumes, wears of high quality and accessible to the largest number of users.</p>
<p>The company successfully built a solid network of partners (Department Stores, successful local Retail Stores)  that which transformed the &#8220;old way distribution&#8221; into a modern and efficient distribution in all the Baltic States and Scandinavia because of a local staff for each country where our network distribution is present.</p>
<p>They are bringing out a Range of Scandinavian Perfumes and Aftershaves. They are all maned after Golf Clubs. The ladies perfumes are named after the &#8220;Woods&#8221; the men&#8217;s after shaves are named after the &#8220;Irons&#8221;.</p>
<p>Asked about the Aftershaves Elin stated that &#8220;No 7 was here favourite it has a sharp edge to it&#8221; It leaves an indelible impression.</p>
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		<title>By: davidio37</title>
		<link>http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/12/01/tiger-woods-jokes/comment-page-2/#comment-133940</link>
		<dc:creator>davidio37</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 03:56:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Tiger Woods is changing his name.&quot;
&quot;Really? What to?&quot;
&quot;He can&#039;t decide between Cheetah and Lyin&#039; King&quot;

Tiger Woods&#039; neighbor asked him &quot;Where are going so early in the morning?&quot;
Tiger said, &quot;I&#039;m going to go play eighteen holes.&quot;
The neighbor said, &quot;You don&#039;t look like you are dressed for golf!&quot;
Tiger said, &quot;Golf? Who said anything about golf?&quot;

Professional golfers are calling Tiger&#039;s wife to ask what kind of golf club they should use if they want to beat Tiger.

Tiger and his wife finally admitted they were quarreling that fateful morning. He wanted to go for a drive. She wanted to go clubbing.

Tiger awlays said he wanted to date a perfect ten. But it took him a while to find them all!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Tiger Woods is changing his name.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;Really? What to?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;He can&#8217;t decide between Cheetah and Lyin&#8217; King&#8221;</p>
<p>Tiger Woods&#8217; neighbor asked him &#8220;Where are going so early in the morning?&#8221;<br />
Tiger said, &#8220;I&#8217;m going to go play eighteen holes.&#8221;<br />
The neighbor said, &#8220;You don&#8217;t look like you are dressed for golf!&#8221;<br />
Tiger said, &#8220;Golf? Who said anything about golf?&#8221;</p>
<p>Professional golfers are calling Tiger&#8217;s wife to ask what kind of golf club they should use if they want to beat Tiger.</p>
<p>Tiger and his wife finally admitted they were quarreling that fateful morning. He wanted to go for a drive. She wanted to go clubbing.</p>
<p>Tiger awlays said he wanted to date a perfect ten. But it took him a while to find them all!</p>
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		<title>By: Roger</title>
		<link>http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/12/01/tiger-woods-jokes/comment-page-2/#comment-133872</link>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 01:20:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Whats all the fuss about. For years we have paid Tiger Millions to put his balls in the hole.
Why are we getting uptight about him having a little off course practice. Maybe we should be more concerned about &quot;damaged iron&quot; and who was swinging it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whats all the fuss about. For years we have paid Tiger Millions to put his balls in the hole.<br />
Why are we getting uptight about him having a little off course practice. Maybe we should be more concerned about &#8220;damaged iron&#8221; and who was swinging it.</p>
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		<title>By: Roger</title>
		<link>http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/12/01/tiger-woods-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-133370</link>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tiger does not have to worry about losing the Gillet sponsorship
Viagara  Cialis and Levitra are queuing up to replace them. Sex sells</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tiger does not have to worry about losing the Gillet sponsorship<br />
Viagara  Cialis and Levitra are queuing up to replace them. Sex sells
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		<title>By: hugajob</title>
		<link>http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/12/01/tiger-woods-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-133104</link>
		<dc:creator>hugajob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 19:08:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>whats the diff between santa and tiger? Santa stops at three hoes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>whats the diff between santa and tiger? Santa stops at three hoes.</p>
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		<title>By: Mikki</title>
		<link>http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/12/01/tiger-woods-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-132620</link>
		<dc:creator>Mikki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:10:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tiger&#039;s putter wants another nutter butter. Tiger, why are you paying off bimbos to keep quiet only to turn around and see them release the goods to various news stations. Rachel Uchitel&#039;s text messages you sent her are now all over the news. Didn&#039;t you just pay this woman a cool Mil? You can&#039;t be that much of a sucker- well maybe you are.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tiger&#8217;s putter wants another nutter butter. Tiger, why are you paying off bimbos to keep quiet only to turn around and see them release the goods to various news stations. Rachel Uchitel&#8217;s text messages you sent her are now all over the news. Didn&#8217;t you just pay this woman a cool Mil? You can&#8217;t be that much of a sucker- well maybe you are.</p>
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		<title>By: Willie Cravin</title>
		<link>http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/12/01/tiger-woods-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-131851</link>
		<dc:creator>Willie Cravin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tiger get divorced from Elin and you will be free to do what ever  you want to do when you get ready. Paying her 55 million is just like paying a prostitute only it cost a  lot more!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tiger get divorced from Elin and you will be free to do what ever  you want to do when you get ready. Paying her 55 million is just like paying a prostitute only it cost a  lot more!</p>
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		<title>By: Planner</title>
		<link>http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/12/01/tiger-woods-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-131451</link>
		<dc:creator>Planner</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:56:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tiger&#039;s wife want&#039;s him to change his name to something more Scandinavian
&quot;S ven Iron&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tiger&#8217;s wife want&#8217;s him to change his name to something more Scandinavian<br />
&#8220;S ven Iron&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: donniebhoy</title>
		<link>http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/12/01/tiger-woods-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-131444</link>
		<dc:creator>donniebhoy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 22:54:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Didnt tiger always say his favorite hole was the 14th at augusta . . . . lying bast**d !!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Didnt tiger always say his favorite hole was the 14th at augusta . . . . lying bast**d !!</p>
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		<title>By: Planner</title>
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		<dc:creator>Planner</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:20:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tigers just ordered a new SUV special additions Bulletproof Windows and Autopilot</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tigers just ordered a new SUV special additions Bulletproof Windows and Autopilot</p>
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