Tiger Woods crashed his car near his home in the Orlando Florida area. Isn’t it about time for some Tiger jokes?
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
Now he has a hole in one.I finally out-drove Tiger Woods.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.it’s really not that surprising. everyone knows driving is the worst part of his game.
Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.Tiger Woods just announced that he is enrolling in Chris Brown’s school of self-defense.
He should of used a driver …
What do a golf ball and an SUV have in common? Tiger Woods drives both into trees on occasion.
Hollywood are making a film based on this incident:
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.What’s the difference between Tiger’s Cadillac and his pitching wedge?
He can back up his pitching wedge!
Whats all the fuss about. For years we have paid Tiger Millions to put his balls in the hole.
Why are we getting uptight about him having a little off course practice. Maybe we should be more concerned about “damaged iron” and who was swinging it.
“Tiger Woods is changing his name.”
“Really? What to?”
“He can’t decide between Cheetah and Lyin’ King”
Tiger Woods’ neighbor asked him “Where are going so early in the morning?”
Tiger said, “I’m going to go play eighteen holes.”
The neighbor said, “You don’t look like you are dressed for golf!”
Tiger said, “Golf? Who said anything about golf?”
Professional golfers are calling Tiger’s wife to ask what kind of golf club they should use if they want to beat Tiger.
Tiger and his wife finally admitted they were quarreling that fateful morning. He wanted to go for a drive. She wanted to go clubbing.
Tiger awlays said he wanted to date a perfect ten. But it took him a while to find them all!
Elin Woods has a new Business Sponsor
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They are bringing out a Range of Scandinavian Perfumes and Aftershaves. They are all maned after Golf Clubs. The ladies perfumes are named after the “Woods” the men’s after shaves are named after the “Irons”.
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