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Jonco, may I recommend this version instead? The head is off the chicken, and the soundtrack is very appropriate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgVIFRiPHxk
I thought there would be blood everywhere,hmmm probably a few broke bones to
You might think that’s violent but Janet is also into whirled peas.
quicker to just pluck the darned thing
D:
Ever pluck a chicken? It is easier to go to your Grocers freezer and put one in the cart.
Clucker clucker Janet the automated chicken plucker.
I am sure there are better machines out there to do this.
I like the idiot at the end that mentions the “hair” on the chicken’s head. Birds do not have hair, they have feathers!
Chickens do have hair.
http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/tags/chicken/
I want one!!!
I grew up on a farm and hated butchering chickens. I plucked one that the hatchet must have hit right above the voicebox. While plucking it, I must have squeezed, and it went “bbbrrraaaaaahhhhh”! I must have jumped 5 feet in the air and ran another 50! And the smell, holding the plucked carcass over the stove to burn off the pin feathers, just like burning hair.
All the work building that contraption to pluck a scrawny yard bird.
Great advertising for why you should eat beef instead.
That is quite undignified…
I hope that bird is already dead
Right you may very well go to the store for a chicken,but you might not for the five game birds you just shot.
Well that’s killing two birds with one stone. Plucking and tenderizing! OR… I like my chicken shaken not stirred.