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Nuts, whole hazel nuts UHH… Cadburys take em and they cover em in chocolate. (you need to be a Brit with a long memory to remember the commercial and the song).
STOP, meteorite, STOP!!!
At an invisible rock concert with an imaginary lighter…
I like to move it, move it.
Fame! I wanna live forever, I wanna learn how to fly.
ha ha ha ha stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive…
John Travolta, eat your heart out…
Staying alive, staying alive.
Classic Battlestar Galactica death pose
Stayin’ Aliiiiive….
Shakespeare in the park introduces a new lead…
THROW YA HANDS IN THE AY-YAH
JUST LIKE YOU DON’T CAY-YAH
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair.
Having just watched the dance scene from “Teen Wolf”, Chester decides to bust a move. That or he’s just nuts.
(singing)
At first I was afraid I was petrified
Kept thinkin’ I could never live through winter without you by my side;
But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin’ how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And so you’re back from the other tree
I just walked in to find you here with that sad face looking at me
I should have changed my stupid tree
I should have made you leave your nuts
If I’d've known for just one second you’d back to bother me
Go on now, run across the street
Just turn around now
(’cause) you’re not welcome anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did I crumble
Did you think I’d lay down and die?
Oh no, not I. I will survive!!
(cue violins and fade to bounding across sun filled field)
invisible box mime
“When Stephen really felt the music, he had to do JAZZ HANDS like this!!!”
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well!
Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars…..
dad, are you sure these are air jordans?
…Those suuuummmer…Niiiiiii…iiiiiiiights!!!!!
(tell me more…tell me more)
To Be….or Not To Be….that is the Question
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba
Sithi uhm ingonyama
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama
Siyo Nqoba
Ingonyama
Ingonyama nengw’ enamabala
(He just looked like he could do the opening chant for “Circle of Life” from Lion King)
I just feel really bad for you, because I guess you didn’t know you were competing against a *SUPERSTAR!*
I’d say the winner is papapatriot, but I don’t get the Travolta reference, so maybe it’s perfect for that movie. Wonderful photo.
Stop in the name of love,
before you break my heart…
I like big nuts and I will not lie.
You other fellows can deny.
When an itty bitty thang gets in your face
you get sprung…
To reach the u-n-r-e-a-c-h-a-b-l-e Starrrrrr
ok, I’m a lousy singer.
Oooh Heaven and Earth tremble before my might!
SUPERSTAR!
I…. have…. THE POWEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
(THUNDERCATS, HO!)
Jazz hands, damn it! JAZZ HANDS!
‘Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
There Ain’t No Second Chance Against The Thing With
Forty Eyes
You Know It’s Thriller, Thriller Night
You’re Fighting For Your Life Inside Of Killer, Thriller Tonight
Night Creatures Call
And The Dead Start To Walk In Their Masquerade
There’s No Escapin’ The Jaws Of The Alien This Time
(They’re Open Wide)
This Is The End Of Your Life
Mr. Hawk, I am not the squirrel you are looking for…