Josh F: I found your website about a month ago and check it several times a day.  It is by far one of the funniest sites that I have come across.  I just wanted to say thank you for the laughs and keep up the great work!

 Will C:  Thanks for the hard work … love the site, i visit all the time.

Kieran: I have to say that this site is awesome and has kept me entertained on my time off from work. keep it up.

Spokane Mary: Just want to tell you that your blog is like having a whole banana split for dessert - fantastical.

Mandy: I just wanted to tell you that I love the site(s). Makes me smile and makes my day everyday. Better than master card, I never leave home with out my daily dose.

Jason: great site! every post so far looks right up my alley.

Leah: Hey, I just wanted to say I adore this website. I come back almost every day, and I usually get a few laughs out of it. I think I’m starting to annoy my friend, because every few minutes I tell her to come look at this, or woah, you have to see this. :)

Howard D: Very nice selection of stuff. My compliments to the chef!

Steve M: I just wanted to say thanks for making me laugh every day. I have been a loyal follower for about a year now. Thanks for scouring the web so I don’t have to!

Phil: G’day Jonco. Have been meaning to write to you for awhile.  Thank you for including me in your blogroll’ Iam getting a number of hits from your site. Keep up your fantastic blog. It is worth the daily visit. Cheers from down under.

Arjay: Just wanted to let you know I follow your site every day. It’s nice to have something to laugh at after being on a call center phone all day.

Terry: I enjoy your site and visit it every day. Keep up the good work.

Mathias: thank you for your blog, it’s nice, humouristic serious and inventive. i go to see it everyday with pleasure. Thank you for your work.

Myra: I just wanted to let you know that I do not smile easily, but your site truly brightens my day, and as such I added you to my site. :D

 
 

Civilian accidentally ejects himself from jet

Shit_Wrong_ButtonA passenger enjoying a civilian joyride accidentally cut the trip short when he ejected himself from the plane after grabbing the eject lever while trying to brace himself.
The passenger was flying in a Pilatus PC-7 Mk II with an air force pilot friend.
He was instantly blasted 320-feet into the sky by the rocket-powered chair, before floating to the ground with an automatic parachute.
Air Force officers quickly deployed a helicopter to retrieve the passenger after his fall 80 miles south of Cape Town, South Africa.
The pilot of the craft, Captain Gerhard Lourens, is a long-time member of the Silver Falcons air force air display team.

 via

10 comments to Civilian accidentally ejects himself from jet

  • DJ

    Premature ejectulation.

  • Richard

    80 miles south of Cape Town is in the middle of the ocean.

  • As a former (US) Air Force officer, I got a joy ride in a fighter. They trained me how to use the ejection seat. Actually a half-day course. The Chief (senior NCO in charge) told me two things. First, the pilot will say “EJECT!” three times only. Only, because on the third “eject” he would be gone from the plane.

    The second thing he told me was that if I ejected without the pilot’s command, he would turn the jet around and cut through the parachute. By “accident”. . .

  • A Pilatus PC-7 is a propellor-driven plane with little wings that stick straight out.
    The plane in the picture is not one. It’s a Sukhoi Su30, I think.
    They’re similar in that both of them fly and have ejector-seats. That’s all.

  • Where this story originate shows a Pilatus PC-7.
    However, the picture was an up close which I felt it didn’t show the rocket powered chair and this one did.

  • I don’t believe it, but I am impressed with the other comments.

  • infidel

    damn it DJ I was gonna say that

  • Oh, a bit of ejection trivia. Almost no planes in the world have ejection seats that will save (your sorry butt) while the plane is on the ground. But the U2 spyplane does. Sadly, you need to take your cyanide pill once you land. . .

  • that1chick

    what they didnt tell you is they now call him poopy pants.

Leave a Reply

 

 

 

You can use these HTML tags

<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Add an image (JPEG only) 100K Maximum size