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Hey babe, how do you like your eggs… Fertilized?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Why don’t you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about whatever pops up?
love the drink or do you just want the money,ladies whats the worst line that you ever got,come on tell us
Wanna pretend to be my daughter and live in my basement for 17 years?
# Hey baby, want to go halfsies on a bastard?
That’s gotta be the worst
Those were pathetic.
“If I asked you to have sex with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”
“No, it wouldn’t. If you asked me to have sex with you, my answer would be “GET AWAY FROM ME YOUR FUCKING PERVERT OR I WILL CALL THE POLICE.” Not the same at all.
nice shoes, wanna f**k?
“Do you live around here often?” – Stephen Wright.
I like this line.
You do to my mind what Taco Bell does to my bowels; just runnin’ all day.
OMG DJ, that is a bad one!
Hey 1chick…Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
If you guys go use the “Hey baby, want to go halfsies on a bastard?” tonight, I will personally guarantee you will get lucky:)
LOL DJ no way, I look terrible in brown, unless you want to cover me in chocolate..
‘kin ‘ell! Get your coat DJ – you’ve pulled!
^^..LOL
“Excuse me, I think I dropped my Congressional Medal of Honor under your chair.” – Jackie Vernon
shhh…
i think mom and dad are sleeping
well chick since you asked, yes I do
LOL thanks Infi, you’ve made my day!