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I knew a girl that was so stupid that……..

1. She called me to get my phone number.
2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate.’
3. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
5. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. She tried to drown a fish.
7. She thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. She tripped over a cordless phone.
10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. She asked for a price check at the dollar store.
12. She studied for a blood test.
13. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
15. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
16. When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said ‘Airport Left’ she turned around and went home

Thanks Gene

2 comments to I knew a girl that was so stupid that……..

  • Some years back I shared a house with a couple of people, one of whom told me that she thought she might need a new bulb for the light on her bicycle. Might. I explained that bulbs either work or they don’t and asked why she thought she might need one. She replied that “most the shine has gone out of it” and it was really dim. So I explained about batteries, much to her amazement.
    She was not unintelligent, she just never bothered to open her eyes and look around herself.
    Along with the other bloke that shared the house, I also managed to convince this same girl that silver was expensive because it came from silverfish and, quite apart from the difficulty of catching them, they were so tiny that you had to manually milk thousands of them to get a workable amount.
    The only part of that she needed convincing of was that silverfish lived on land and not in water.

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