A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, ‘If I had all
the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’
With even greater emphasis he said, ‘And if I had All the wine in the world, I’d take it
and pour it into the river.’
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, ‘And if I had all the whiskey in
the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.’ Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, ‘For
our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, ‘Shall We Gather at the River.’
Thanks Denny
LMAO now that is funny