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President Barack Obama
Be right back
Kudos to you
Back to work
Freeze. Don’t move
Out of chocolate.
He’s dead, Jim.
Credit card declined.
You look old.
Can’t afford it.
Not tonight, honey.
No more money.
Let’s get married.
Pre menstrual syndrome
Rest area closed.
United States Congress.
You’re HOW old?
Where’s the plunger?
Sucking chest wound.
Rest in peace
On your own
some assembly required
Non alcoholic beer
We should talk
Brokeback mountain sequel
No fishing allowed
Yankees win again
Her lawyer called.
Chronic anal seepage.
Hope and change.
Rosie O’Donnell nude.
Pedobear Says Hi
Rosie O’Donnell nude.
DJ wins
“Rosie O’Donnell nude.”
Ohhhh the inhumanity
President Hillary Clinton
President Bill Clinton
Major pasta overdose.
Trust me, I’m suffering one now, and it’s painful.
Hope & Change.
Well, definitely the most expensive three words ever.
Osama Ben Laden?
Are you done?
Whoopi Sex Tape
Batman and Robin
Inchon: Extended Cut
Oops, I came.
Lifetime Limited Warranty
May cause death
Don’t tell mom
Spread your cheeks
Turn and cough
Shock ‘n awe
Starring Keanu Reeves
Godfather Part III
Detroit Lions won
Madonna wins Oscar
Emcee Kayne West.
Michael Jackson anthology.
President Joe Biden.
Boxxy’s on YouTube.
Roseanne Barr nude…
President Barry Soetoro.
Edited for television
Obama wins Nobel
I didn’t inhale.
Brace for impact.
9/11 inside job
You look pregnant.
Child support payments
License and registration?
Out of Gas
Lets try this…
Bank of America
The Cleveland Browns
McDonalds is closed
Obama was re-elected.
Youguys are toofunny!
Your dead meat.
Out of order.
Please marry me.
Your too old.
Out of paper.
Out of petrol/[gas].
Welcome to Englandstan
No smoking allowed
Remote is missing
Out of Curry
Shark infested waters
you’re cut off
The condom broke.
JL
What’s happening, Rev?
Did that break?
opps my bad
President Bob Marley
Lets just cuddle.
Hold my beer…