Comments on: 376 of the best one-liners on the internet http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/ Fri, 19 Mar 2010 21:53:11 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: houizi http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/comment-page-1/#comment-160837 houizi Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:55:10 +0000 http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/#comment-160837 I am the editor for the Knights of Columbus newsletter in our council. Each month I'm ALWAYS scrounging for fillers on the lighter side. Now I have 376 to choose from. Can't thank you enough for this one, Jonco! - Houizi I am the editor for the Knights of Columbus newsletter in our council. Each month I’m ALWAYS scrounging for fillers on the lighter side.
Now I have 376 to choose from.
Can’t thank you enough for this one, Jonco!
- Houizi

]]> By: Jason shaw http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/comment-page-1/#comment-149162 Jason shaw Mon, 08 Feb 2010 00:36:15 +0000 http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/#comment-149162 I was going to buy you present, looked at the price and thought fuck it, its the thought what counts! I was going to buy you present, looked at the price and thought fuck it, its the thought what counts!

]]> By: Brett http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/comment-page-1/#comment-139342 Brett Mon, 04 Jan 2010 02:49:17 +0000 http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/#comment-139342 i was thinking the last one should be. the world is full of stupid people.... you just read 376 one liners i was thinking the last one should be. the world is full of stupid people…. you just read 376 one liners

]]> By: Arno http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/comment-page-1/#comment-118992 Arno Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:06:50 +0000 http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/#comment-118992 Where are quotes 231 - 239? It should be 364... Where are quotes 231 – 239? It should be 364…

]]> By: Mike Hendren http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/comment-page-1/#comment-118601 Mike Hendren Sun, 18 Oct 2009 21:42:24 +0000 http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/#comment-118601 The "million monkey" thing I think had one more component - that they did it for a million years - maybe we're not quite there, yet. :-) The “million monkey” thing I think had one more component – that they did it for a million years – maybe we’re not quite there, yet. :-)

]]> By: Jonco http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/comment-page-1/#comment-118366 Jonco Sat, 17 Oct 2009 21:48:19 +0000 http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/#comment-118366 Dang Karen. So it should be "373 of the best one-liners on the internet". Good to know somebody is paying attention. Dang Karen. So it should be “373 of the best one-liners on the internet”. Good to know somebody is paying attention.

]]> By: Karen http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/comment-page-1/#comment-118344 Karen Sat, 17 Oct 2009 19:59:37 +0000 http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/#comment-118344 Anyone else notice this? 127. Does time fly when you’re having sex or was it really just one minute? 373. Does time fly when you’re having sex or was it really just one minute? 165. We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour 374. We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour 112. The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. 376. The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Anyone else notice this?

127. Does time fly when you’re having sex or was it really just one minute?
373. Does time fly when you’re having sex or was it really just one minute?
165. We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour
374. We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour
112. The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
376. The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

]]> By: davelog http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/comment-page-1/#comment-118254 davelog Sat, 17 Oct 2009 13:51:14 +0000 http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/#comment-118254 Here's about 700 more, <a href="http://www.davelog.com/feature/?id=60" rel="nofollow">one at a time</a>. Here’s about 700 more, one at a time.

]]> By: Mike Firesmith http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/comment-page-1/#comment-118233 Mike Firesmith Sat, 17 Oct 2009 12:04:02 +0000 http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/#comment-118233 134. We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. 134. We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

]]> By: tdc http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/comment-page-1/#comment-118191 tdc Sat, 17 Oct 2009 04:26:36 +0000 http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/10/16/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet/#comment-118191 Not sure if its on the list but i like "You wouldnt worry what people thought about you if you knew how seldom they did". Not sure if its on the list but i like “You wouldnt worry what people thought about you if you knew how seldom they did”.

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