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In the unlikely event you survive a tornado.
When the news cameras show up, for God’s sake
DON’T act like a MORON and say.
“It sounded just like a freight train.”
However, you can look smart by saying. “Uh yeah that dang tornado dropped a couple dozen frogs on my double wide and I had the
old lady cook up a mess of frog legs….tasted just like chicken.”
“Dagummmit, when that big freight train went by, it sounded just like a tornado…”
On a related note, what did tornados sound like before trains were invented?
Tornado, shmornado… What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm? Hang on to your nuts… this ain’t no regular blow job.
I’m just waiting for the film crew to show up and some geezer look at them and say, “Tornado? Hell, this was just a half decent kegger!”
why do they always hit trailer parks
The 4th hint reminds me of Forrest Gump’s Lieutenant Dan in the crow’s nest during that fateful storm that nearly decimated the shrimpin’ industry
Richard
Love the new avatar. I dunno, the bend looks more acessible or something.