- Shark Week
- A visit from Captain Bloodsnatch
- Riding the cotton pony
- The dot
- “Are you womaning today?”
- TOM (time of month)
- Moon Blood
- Red Tide
- MAN THE TAMPOONS!
- Trolling for vampires
- I’m going fishing
- Curse Of Eve
- Surfing the red
- baby free week
- my wife started using “Blobbing” recently
- Up on blocks
- Valencia Tomato Fight Festival
- The face-painter is in town
- falling to communism
- The elevator from The Shining
- my ex would say she’s closed for maintainance
- Scott Joplin Memorial Week (Inventor of ragtime)
- Being Benched
- rebooting
- Visit from Aunt Ruby
- she’s got the painters in
- visit from Aunt Flo
- bloody mary!
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We also say “she’s on her rags”, the curse. Secret Yucky Womans Business is used in my family. I personally say ‘I’m bleeding like a stuck pig.’ To much information? Sorry fella’s but Jonco started it!!
Sweet, learned a new one.. I’m digging the commie references but trolling for vampires is my fav.
She’s on the blob.
Les anglias sont arrivée.
It’s Rag Week (a pun on Rag Week)
She’s confined to the Red Lodge.
thanks bitscared Im eating lunch,on the rag is what we always called it in the south
LOL @ “Leakey”.
HAHAHAHA!!!! LMAO @ Maffu!!!
Is there more of that somewhere??
TGNP = Thank Goodness Not Preggers
Mrs. JGB calls it her “happy happy”. ‘Cause usually she’s anything but during that time…
Seems to me there’s one missing. “My name is M.C. Menses and my flow be fresh”
Do you mean “euphemisms”?
Yes I do RA. Thanks for catching that. that’s been there a week and no one else caught it. Corrected.
DJ it’s from the no longer updated (but still accessible) Monkey Fluids
We sometimes say the red river nile is flowing but its usually just ‘the painters are in’ (and not doing a very good job in my case (sorry guys))