Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .
This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born: Albert A. Gore, Jr..Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William J. Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer and Barbara Boxer.
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
Now You Know!
Thanks Gene
That’s hillarious! Makes a lot of sense now.
Be funnier if even one of those people was actually born in April 1948
Bill Clinton – August 1946
Al Gore – March 1948
Hillary Clinton – October 1947
John Kerry – December 1943
Howard Dean – November 1948
Nancy Pelosi – March 1940
Dianne Feinstein – June 1933
Chuck Schumer – November 1950
Barbara Boxer – November 1940
Works for noone but Gore, most of these people were born long before July of 47.
Dang it Gene, you had me going for a moment until I remembered that Slick Willie is a year older than the Hildabeast.
You got it all wrong! It just proves that the aliens were breeding with the sheep and jackasses before they crashed. It was only at that point that they got caught!
I think any or all of those characters would not even hesitate to change public records to hide their alien ancestry.
It shows the willingness of Limbaugh type ditto heads to believe anything, and not bother researching the data.
Now, now. Heard one about a guy with a new Lexus that can’t figure out the voice activated radio. So the salesman shows him: “Nelson”, he yells. “Ricky or Willie”, the box answers. and so forth. So the guy LOVED it. Was tooling down the street shoutin’ his favorites and jammin’ when a young couple nearly t-boned him. “ASSHOLES”, he cried. And on came y’know, Bill on sax, Hill off(on) bass, Jesse on rhythm,…………blahblahda-bing.
Hahahahaha. Though Gore was the only one born 9 months later, it is still pretty dang funny.
Steve… All the dates were verified on the calander Dan Rather gave me so authenticity should not be a concern.
Now THERE’S a big piece of the puzzle!