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What’s on your clipboard?

Brian S writes:

I think it’s time for another ctrl + v thing.
 
I thought that was really funny to see the explanations.
 
Love the site by the way.  –  Brian
Ask and ye shall receive.
 
Ctrl V
 
 
OK folks.  What do you have in your clipboard?

  Leave a comment with whatever is on your clipboard.  Just click on comment (below) then press CTRL + V.

Thanks Brian

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73 thoughts on “What’s on your clipboard?”

  1. WE´RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
    YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I
    A FULL COMMITMENTS WHAT I´M THINKING OF
    YOU WOULDN´T GET THIS FROM WITH ANY OTHER GUY

    I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I´M FEELING
    GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND

    NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
    NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
    NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
    NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
    NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
    NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU

    WE´VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG
    YOUR HEART´S BEEN ACHING, BUT
    YOU´RE TOO SHY TO SAY IT
    INSIDE WE BOTH KNOW WHAT´S BEEN GOING ON
    WE KNOW THE GAME AND WE´RE GONNA PLAY IT

    AND IF YOU ASK ME HOW I´M FEELING
    DON´T TELL ME YOU´RE TOO BLIND TO SEE

    NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP…

    I totally rickrolled a friend a few minutes ago, like, totally

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  2. Treat the kids these school holidays for your chance to win!

    Roger Hargreaves` iconic Mr. Men and Little Miss characters have been part of popular culture for over 25 years, having sold over 100 million books worldwide and translated into 15 languages.

    Fans of the books and TV show can now join Mr. Happy, Little Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Greedy and Little Miss Neat in The Wonderful World of Mr. Men and Little Miss – Live On Stage, an interactive show full of fun, cheerful songs and exciting adventures at The Centre Ivanhoe these school holidays!

    New Breed Events are offering 4 lucky fans the chance to win an exclusive Mr. Men and Little Miss prize pack including:

    * Mr. Men and Little Miss DVD
    * Mr. Men and Little Miss Key Ring
    * Mr. Men and Little Miss Figurine
    * Post Show photo opportunity with Mr. Men and Little Miss characters

    For your chance to win, simply purchase tickets online to either show before 4pm on Thursday 25 June to be automatically entered into the draw. Good luck!

    Mr. Men and Little Miss™ Copyright © 2009 THOIP (a Chorion Company). All rights reserved.

    Monday 6 July 2009
    10:00am & 1:30pm

    The Centre Ivanhoe
    Ivanhoe, VIC
    find tickets

    This exclusive promotion is available now until 4pm, Thursday 25 June 2009. Strictly subject to ticket availability. Click here for full terms and conditions.

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  3. Tom Berenger … Jake Taylor

    Charlie Sheen … Ricky Vaughn

    Corbin Bernsen … Roger Dorn
    Margaret Whitton … Rachel Phelps

    James Gammon … Lou Brown

    Rene Russo … Lynn Wells

    Wesley Snipes … Willie Mays Hayes

    Charles Cyphers … Charlie Donovan

    Chelcie Ross … Eddie Harris

    Dennis Haysbert … Pedro Cerrano
    Andy Romano … Pepper Leach
    Bob Uecker … Harry Doyle
    Steve Yeager … Duke Temple
    Peter Vuckovich … Haywood

    Stacy Carroll … Suzanne Dorn
    Richard Pickren … Tom
    Kevin Crowley … Vic Bolito
    Mary Seibel … Thelma
    Bill Leff … Bobby James

    Mike Bacarella … Johnny Wynn
    Skip Griparis … Colorman

    Gary Houston … Ross Farmer
    Ward Ohrman … Arthur Holloway
    Marge Kotlisky … Chaire Holloway
    Tony Mockus Jr. … Brent Bowden

    Deborah Wakeham … Janice Bowden

    Neil Flynn … Longshoreman
    Keith Uchima … Groundskeeper #1
    Kurt Uchima … Groundskeeper #2
    William M. Sinacore … Coleman
    Richard Baird … Hal Charles
    Julia Milaris … Arlene
    Roger Unice … Rexman
    Michael Thoma … Gentry
    Patrick Dollymore … French Waiter
    Joe Liss … Guy in Bar (as Joseph Liss)

    Gregory Alan Williams … Bull Pen Guard
    Peter Ruskin … Gateman
    Michael Hart … Burton – Yankees Player

    James Deuter … Phil Butler
    Jack McLaughlin-Gray … Jerry Simmons
    Tim Bell … Body Building Assistant
    Joe Soto … Security
    Ted Noose … Lyle Matthews
    Lenny Rubin … Clubhouse Man
    Thomas P. Purdoff … Umpire #1
    Jeffrey J. Edwards … Umpire #2
    Alexandra Villa … Hostess
    Michelle Minyon … Working Class Bar Patron

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  4. Curso inovador com atividades hoteleiras­
    in loco, que permitem uma verdadeira
    imersão, por 2 anos.

    A vivência profissional acontece nas
    dependências dos hotéis-escola Senac, Grande Hotel São Pedro e Grande
    Hotel Campos do Jordão, que são
    hotéis de luxo, com operação comercial
    de excelência reconhecida.

    Possui foco na formação de profissionais
    de alto nível, com potencial para
    desenvolver carreira internacional.

    Conta com a parceria de instituições
    nacionais e internacionais de renome, como o Fórum de Operadores Hoteleiros do Brasil (FOHB), a Escola Superior de
    Hotelaria e Turismo de Estoril, em Portugal,
    e o DCT International Hotel & Business
    Management School, na Suíça.

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  5. From: XXXXXXXXXX
    Sent: Friday, June 19, 2009 12:41 PM
    To: ‘OXXXXXXXXXXX’
    Cc: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    Subject: UNIX CR-XXXX – COMPLETE

    Security Request:
    IMACXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    CR-XXXXX

    The following user ID/Password has been established for Unix servers:
    xxxx
    xxxx
    xxxx

    ID: XXXXX

    Password:

    ******************-***********************
    Just some work staff. (had to put XXX for the sensible information and that kind of bullsh*t :))

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  6. Sage advice from a 90 year old

    Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer, Cleveland, Ohio.
    “To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I’ve ever written. My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:

    1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.

    2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

    3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone…

    4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.

    5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

    6. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

    7. Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone.

    8. It’s OK to get angry with God. He can take it.

    9. Save for retirement starting with your first pay check.

    10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

    11. Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.

    12. It’s OK to let your children see you cry.

    13. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about..

    14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn’t be in it.

    15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don’t worry; God never blinks.

    16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

    17. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.

    18. Whatever doesn’t kill you really does make you stronger.

    19. It’s never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.

    20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don’t take no for an answer.

    21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don’t save it for a special occasion, today is special.

    22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.

    23. Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to wear purple.

    24. The most important sex organ is the brain.

    25.. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.

    26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words ‘In five years, will this matter?’

    27. Always choose life.

    28. Forgive everyone everything.

    29. What other people think of you is none of your business.

    30. Time heals almost everything. Give time.

    31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

    32. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

    33. Believe in miracles.

    34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn’t do.

    35. Don’t audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

    36. Growing old beats the alternative — dying young.

    37. Your children get only one childhood.

    38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

    39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

    40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

    41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

    42. The best is yet to come.

    43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

    44. Yield.

    45. Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift.”

    Thanks Denny

    ~~~ Wow, I just did this to see if anything was there. What a wonderful surprise! ~~~

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  7. Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the shepherd, “If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one?”

    The shepherd, always the gentleman replied, “Of course.”

    The blonde thought for a moment and for no discernible reason said, “352.”

    This being the correct number, the shepherd was, understandably, totally amazed and exclaimed, “You’re right! O.K., I’ll keep to my end of the deal. Take your pick of my flock.”

    The blonde carefully considered the entire flock and finally picked one that was by far cuter and more playful than any of the others.

    When she was done, the shepherd turned to her and said, “O.K., now I have a proposition for you. If I can guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?

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  8. [Employ Rah.] [Aliit ori’shya tal’din] says (10:06 AM):
    Dood
    So you ignored me aaaaaaaaaall night
    [Employ Rah.] [Aliit ori’shya tal’din] says (10:10 AM):
    hmmmmm?
    Jono <3’s Wikipedia says (10:10 AM):
    hmm what?
    [Employ Rah.] [Aliit ori’shya tal’din] says (10:11 AM):
    you ignored all my stuff last night
    Jono <3’s Wikipedia says (10:11 AM):
    I did not
    [Employ Rah.] [Aliit ori’shya tal’din] says (10:12 AM):
    I said lots, you said NOFFIN
    Jono <3’s Wikipedia says (10:14 AM):
    sorry 😛

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  9. 1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.

    2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

    3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone…

    4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.

    5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

    6. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

    7. Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone.

    8. It’s OK to get angry with God. He can take it.

    9. Save for retirement starting with your first pay check.

    10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

    11. Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.

    12. It’s OK to let your children see you cry.

    13. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about..

    14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn’t be in it.

    15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don’t worry; God never blinks.

    16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

    17. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.

    18. Whatever doesn’t kill you really does make you stronger.

    19. It’s never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.

    20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don’t take no for an answer.

    21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don’t save it for a special occasion, today is special.

    22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.

    23. Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to wear purple.

    24. The most important sex organ is the brain.

    25.. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.

    26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words ‘In five years, will this matter?’

    27. Always choose life.

    28. Forgive everyone everything.

    29. What other people think of you is none of your business.

    30. Time heals almost everything. Give time.

    31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

    32. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

    33. Believe in miracles.

    34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn’t do.

    35. Don’t audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

    36. Growing old beats the alternative — dying young.

    37. Your children get only one childhood.

    38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

    39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

    40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

    41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

    42. The best is yet to come.

    43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

    44. Yield.

    45. Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift.”

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  10. “I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications incomprehensibleness”.

    ha, i think i got it from here. Ok, I know I did.

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  11. Channel incision has high priority for control, not only because of its significance in the sediment budget, but also because it disconnects the channel from its flood plain, and causes physical habitat structure of the channel to be greatly simplified.

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