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Bait and switch.
(Knock knock.)
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
(Knock knock.)
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
(Knock knock.)
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
It’s like comparing apples with…bananas?
I think the banana split when the orange crepe’d in.
OMG I’m off to get a brain scan, it took me a whole 2 minutes to work out what was so funny about that picture *headdesk*
Using fruits in sex:
-”Baby, I will put this banana in your ******.”
-”Oh, that sounds so kinky and so aaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!”
*loud smack, someone hurt*
-”…that’s not a banana, honey…”
I think it’s a message to ban Ana from the market.
Ana are you blonde
blonde or illiterate
Yet another unforeseeable consequence of the return of stem cell research.
infi, I’m brunette, but I recently dyed my hair blonde. I think I made a mistake