Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn’t drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
Thanks Gene
Sounds about right, so what’s the problem. If it contained male hormones,
everybody would be sitting in a corner like a blabbering idiot, soiling
themselves. 🙂
Not only do you gain weight, but your man boobs get larger!
Bella – We do that too…
See, here’s the problem Richard. Ya gotta start drinking Canadian
beer coz it’s higher (hiccup)(s’cuse me) in alcohol content, and you
can’t remember anything after 8 pints. If ya weren’t there for it,
(mind wise) it didn’t happen. Win-win situation. (oops, s’cuse me ag’in)
I can maybe try to smuggle ya down some.
Bella – I’ve been known to “get loose with the Moose” several times.
Canda eh? I loved that movie “Strange Brew” – CLASSIC!
you guys better chill. somebody could get pregnant!