15. Miss Scarlett’s Come Home to Tara
14. Trolling for Vampires
13. A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy
12. Saddling Old Rusty
11. Feelin’ Menstru-riffic!
10. Clean-Up in Aisle One
9. Massacre at the Y
8. T-Minus 9 Months and Holding
7. Game Day for the Crimson Tide
6. Panty Shields Up, Captain!
5. Taking Carrie to the Prom
4. Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote’s Ragtime Band
3. Ordering l’Omelette Rouge
2. Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp
1. Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
The rest I get but number 11 is way off!
lmao #9
My favourite:
Les Anglais sont arrivée.
I have no idea why the arrival of the English in French means menstruating but it never fails to make me chuckle.
I have never heard ANY of these before!
We used to call it the pink mouse (especially if a tampon was used, so the tail was hanging.
I love number 14!
also:
Riding the Cotton Pony &
Having the Painters In
re. the arrival of the English – I guess it’s a reference that the Redcoats are coming…