26 thoughts on “Seriously, would this make you stop drinking?”

  1. They have an anthem:

    We shall not be, we shall not be smooched
    we shall not be, we shall not be smooched
    If your breath, smells of apple brandy, we shall not be smooched.

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  2. I just assume everyone from that time period was f**k-ugly. Simple logic:
    1. old people are ugly
    2. old people were alive long ago
    3. hence they were ugly a long time ago
    4. Since all old people are ugly
    5. All people back then were ugly as well.

    QED

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  3. I’m pretty sure if that’s the cream of the crop as far as women went back then, I’d be inclined to drink MORE booze!

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