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Woman escapes locked car with dispatcher’s help

A 911 dispatcher had to tell a caller how to unlock her car on Sunday.

A woman called Kissimmee, Florida, police to say she was locked inside her car at a suburban drug store.

“My car will not start. I’m locked inside my car,” the unidentified woman said.

“Nothing electrical works. And it’s getting very hot in here, and I’m not feeling well.”

The dispatcher asked the woman if she was able to manually pull the lock up on the door.

The woman said she would try, and then, she said, “Yes, I got the door open.”

Here’s the audio:

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12 comments to Woman escapes locked car with dispatcher’s help

  • Tim

    If this person was any dumber, she would have to be watered twice a week.

    I sure hope she does not reproduce–that kind of ignorance should stop with her generation.

    That 911 operator should be given a lot of credit for not laughing at this idiot.

  • Milwaukee Mike

    She would have reproduced, but her husband died not to long ago. Funny thing is, he was in the exact same predicament, but forgot how to dial 911.

  • Gary

    Wow, that is….I have no words…that’s gotta be a late April fools prank.

  • infidel

    she had to be blonde

  • laughing so hard

    This dumb shit can not be driving on the road…

    imagine how she could pass her road test

    “ar i dont know how to get out of a locked car… do you do deduction on that too?”

  • Yowser

    and American

  • isiah

    notice that it is always women who seem to have problems like this?

  • KXR

    People think this is a joke- this kind of silly shit actually happens and ties up the 911 system…

  • LOL

    LOL
    I live in Orlando, Kissimmee is the next town over. This was on the news the other day!

  • :D

    Lolll..in the end there is a silence,,she kinda figured out her stupidity.. Reminds of Family Guy scene where Peter Griffen locks himself in the car :) )

  • lol

    shit like this should be fined for stupidity or at least for holding the emergency line for people with real problems
    only in america :) )

  • Very similar to the Blondestar radio ad.
    While I do know that this is exactly the sort of thing that ties up real emergency lines, the closeness to Blondestar makes me question this particular clip.

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