Good Morning people!
15 beers AT THE HOSPITAL ? where is that site? Do I have to carry my own six-pack or they have that in the menu?
May be this is the same guy who said the dog was driving?
I want a photo for my fotolog!
I warned him Bitsy but he just wasn’t listening after he got into
the lemon gin. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police got him pantyless
at the Saskatchewan border. That’s almost as bad as being in a Mexican
jail, but the good news is they threw him in the women’s jail as the
men’s was full. I’ve got a posse together of our motorized bar stool
gang to spring him but he’s refusing to come out alive. It may take
years to get the smile off his face, but at least he’s safe for now.
I hear on the radio that Big Bettina just got arrested there too so that
view may change once she arrives. She is Bertha Butts bigger, taller,
uglier, meaner, cousin. We must pray for him.
15 beers!!! DAYUM I would be dead or damn near it
Good Morning people!
15 beers AT THE HOSPITAL ? where is that site? Do I have to carry my own six-pack or they have that in the menu?
May be this is the same guy who said the dog was driving?
I want a photo for my fotolog!
Everyone stop! Where is DJ? Bella have you got him? Maybe he finally got caught sneaking over the border! DEEJAAAYY…
You all start passing the hat, we may need bail money, and I will go looking!
I warned him Bitsy but he just wasn’t listening after he got into
the lemon gin. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police got him pantyless
at the Saskatchewan border. That’s almost as bad as being in a Mexican
jail, but the good news is they threw him in the women’s jail as the
men’s was full. I’ve got a posse together of our motorized bar stool
gang to spring him but he’s refusing to come out alive. It may take
years to get the smile off his face, but at least he’s safe for now.
I hear on the radio that Big Bettina just got arrested there too so that
view may change once she arrives. She is Bertha Butts bigger, taller,
uglier, meaner, cousin. We must pray for him.
I used to crash parties when I was drunk.
Why wasn’t Officer Trotter cited for having 15 beers with him during the interview? I guess it’s ok to drink on duty in Newark. 🙂
It’s not the 15 beers that bothers me, its the fact that it was 15 beers BEFORE 6 pm on a Wednesday.
On a side note, I’m guessing the guy with the motorized port-o-potty isn’t gonna be loaning it to Mr. Barstool this year.
I’m ok! This incident happened in Newark, Ohio. This S.O.B. almost hit me while I was going the other direction on the bar’s urinal.
The only jail I want to be in is the one where all the bad B&P girls with the dirty minds are held.
…If there’s any room left.
(and BTW – pantyless in Saskatoon in March is definitely not the way to go. My temperature probe almost snapped off.)
LOL and I’m glad that you’re safe DJ.
By the way, do you get good mileage on the urinal?
Bella – Oh yeah, the only problem is I can’t shut off the windshield squirter.
Ewwwww!
Lucky your temperature probe didn’t snap off!! And you escaped Big Bettina!