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Things you never knew had names

1. AGLET – The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace.
2. ARMSAYE – The armhole in clothing.
3. CHANKING – Spat-out food, such as rinds or pits.
4. COLUMELLA NASI – The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils.
5. DRAGÉES – Small beadlike pieces of candy, usually silver-coloured, used for decorating cookies, cakes and sundaes.
6. FEAT – A dangling curl of hair.
7. FERRULE – The metal band on a pencil that holds the eraser in place.
8. HARP – The small metal hoop that supports a lampshade.
9. HEMIDEMISEMIQUAVER – A 64th note. (A 32nd is a demisemiquaver, and a 16th note is a semiquaver.)
10. JARNS,
11. NITTLES,
12. GRAWLIX,
13. and QUIMP – Various squiggles used to denote cussing in comic books.
14. KEEPER – The loop on a belt that keeps the end in place after it has passed through the buckle.
15. KICK or PUNT – The indentation at the bottom of some wine bottles. It gives added strength to the bottle but lessens its holding capacity.
16. LIRIPIPE - The long tail on a graduate’s academic hood.
17. MINIMUS – The little finger or toe.
18. NEF – An ornamental stand in the shape of a ship.
19. OBDORMITION – The numbness caused by pressure on a nerve; when a limb is ‘asleep’.
20. OCTOTHORPE – The symbol ‘#’ on a telephone handset. Bell Labs’ engineer Don Macpherson created the word in the 1960s by combining octo-, as in eight, with the name of one of his favourite athletes, 1912 Olympic decathlon champion Jim Thorpe.
21. OPHRYON – The space between the eyebrows on a line with the top of the eye sockets.
22. PEEN – The end of a hammer head opposite the striking face.
23. PHOSPHENES – The lights you see when you close your eyes hard. Technically the luminous impressions are due to the excitation of the retina caused by pressure on the eyeball.
24. PURLICUE – The space between the thumb and extended forefinger.
25. RASCETA – Creases on the inside of the wrist.
26. ROWEL – The revolving star on the back of a cowboy’s spurs.
27. SADDLE – The rounded part on the top of a matchbook.
28. SCROOP – The rustle of silk.
29. SNORKEL BOX – A mailbox with a protruding receiver to allow people to deposit mail without leaving their cars.
30. SPRAINTS – Otter dung.
31. TANG – The projecting prong on a tool or instrument.
32. WAMBLE – Stomach rumbling.
33. ZARF – A holder for a handleless coffee cup.

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9 comments to Things you never knew had names

  • Richard

    Don’t know if it is good or bad, but I knew 10 of the words and their definitions.

  • Welmoed

    Actually, #2 should be “armscye” (pronounced the same, though).

  • KLAW

    I missed #20, drat.

  • infidel

    I feel almost smart now

  • brianch

    Two things:
    1) Octothorpe – I understand Thorpe because Jim Thorpe was a badass, but why octo? What is there 8 of?
    2) I think number 22 is incorrect. (Although the free online dictionary disagrees with me.) I think it means a hammer face that is used to make dents which shape and strengthen metal. (ball peen, wedge peen, point peen) What if the end opposite the striking face is a claw? (KLAW should have been all over this one.)

  • DJ

    brianch = The flat striking end is “the face”, and the other end has different stuff…a claw, or the various peens you mentioned, or a magnetic tack holder on a tack hammer, or a hatchet, or sometimes a soft plastic or rubber mallet.

  • srt420

    again, more undocumented crap for morons to show that they are morons by commenting

  • KLAW

    Umm, you just commented. Who are you? You seem like you are a complete asshole IMHO.

  • yuliya

    srt420 why then do you come to this website and read these bits and pieces if all you can do is insult it and everyone who reads it? FYI= if you dont like it leave it

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