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First class prison in Austria

If you are a criminal in Austria and got sent to this prison, you probably would be rejoicing how lucky you are. After all who would have thought that prisons could be so high class. This five star prison even includes a gym, indoor court and even your own cell comes with its own television. Prison of dreams for the criminals.

The Justice Center Leoben is a court and prison complex in Leoben in Styria, Austria, With 205 inmates, the prison is fully booked.

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15 comments to First class prison in Austria

  • Duncan

    I WANT TO BE ARRESTED

  • DJ

    I never have, and probably never will, live anywhere that beautiful in my life.
    I agree with Duncan. I want IN!

  • infidel

    sorry I dont want to be with a bunch of other guys for the rest of my life and I damn dont want to shower with them,but it is a nice place

  • sorry I dont want to be with a bunch of other guys for the rest of my life and I damn dont want to shower with them,but it is a nice place
    PS: Wanted to add great post!

  • DJ

    ^ Oh. I forgot about all that stuff.
    Exit Only.

  • rikkochet

    Luxury surroundings, free food and clothes, no bills to pay. No wonder so many people re-offend.

  • Maoman

    >_< Here we have freaking criminals living in a better place than me, with better equipment than me, probably better food than I usually have, 4 and 5 star foods… There are schools across the planet eating shitty foods that are slowly poisoning us every day, because governments dont pay them enough, and then we have PRISONS, with CRIMINAL FELONS who get to watch TV, eat good food, play ping pong, work out, all that shit….

    ZOMG. I hate prison. These assholes should be living in little boxes, 8 sq. ft. total, sleeping on a scratchy linen blanket on the floor and forced to eat maggot infested bread and drink mud.

  • Brune

    Isn’t the first photo Porsche’s automotive assembly plant?

  • DJ

    Maoman – Why aren’t you running for office? I think I recall you’re still too young, but, pal, I’m saving a couple of votes for you.

  • Richard

    Brune, maybe that’s how Porsche keeps their labor costs down.

  • Ana

    Is this where they’re sending Fritzl?

  • Julia

    i’m from Austria and too am shocked .. woaah. now i know where all my money is going!
    i mean i don’t think prisoners should be treated like animals but thiiis is way over board..

    oh and i don’t know whether this is where they are sending Josef Fritzl to..
    would be intresting because he sure as hell does not deserve somthing like that!

  • They need to bury Fritzl in an underground bunker under those shiny walls for the next twenty-ood years. Thankfully I think he’s going to a psych hospital and not this luxury hotel of a pen.

  • isiah

    Maomen I happen to agree with you. I spent 3 years of my life with no running hot water, I never get three hot meals a day, and I spent at least a year once without any “conjugal visits.” How is that fair? whatever happen to forced labor, bread and water, and black with white strips? Why does a free man have a lower standard of living then a rapist? i got a family member who used to work on Riker’s island. Nice prison for murderers. They have cable TV there. I cant afford cable tv.

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