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yes or no poll: WIHI? (picture optional.)
Why not have a reader poll to determine which are the best reader poll ideas?
or Stick, we could have a poll to see if we should have that poll to determine which are the best poll ideas.
GINGER OR MARY ANN?
I’m with mcw ^ !
Top or bottom?
Apple or Banana?
Plastic or Paper?
This or that?
Salt or Pepper?
Hamburger or Hot Dog?
Crunchy or Creamy Peanut Butter?
day or night?
pencil or Pen?
spiderman or batman?
Sweet or sour?
butter or margarine?
sausage or bacon?
vanilla or chocolate?
gold or silver?
McD or BK?
Love or Lust?
Truth or Dare?
Pen or pencil?
Mashed or baked potatoes?
Take a walk, or jog?
How long it takes to commute to work (5 min, 15, 30, 1hr, etc)
Mary Anne or Genie?
Jennifer or Jolie?
Ana or Bella?
B&P or housework?
( guess which is winning right now)
Bella…
or Bella.
Innie or outie
early to bed or night owl
happily married or happily divorced
Best rock n roll ever, 60’s 70’s or 80’s
The book or the movie
right or left handed
Vanilla or chocolate
Top or bottom
Pick your nose or your seat
Liberal or conservative
Global warming or ice age
Wheel of fortune or Jeopardy
Chocolate chip or sugar cookie
HOUSE or ER
black or white
blonde or brunette
panties or commando
skittles or m&m’s
hot or cold
chicken, pork or beef
Ford, Dodge, or Chevy
jeans or sweatpants
Facebook or MySpace
Chocolate chip or sugar cookie
HOUSE or ER
black or whiteCOLOR!
blonde or brunetteYES!
panties or commando
skittles or m&m’s
hot or cold
chicken, pork or beefYES!
Ford, Dodge, or ChevyNO!
jeans or sweatpants
Facebook or MySpace Neither!
Would you rather….
-be drug naked of cactus with your mouth around the tailpipe of a Greyhound bus;or
-sandpaper the asshole of an alligator in a phone booth??
(thanks to Ron White)
Suggest or not ?
whine or wine ?
Bitch or dog ?
slap or slapped ?
whiskers or whisky ?
this can go on….heheh.. or not ?
do you live in city, country, forest, oceanic
let us see where most b&pers live
along those lines would be cool
B&Per age groups…20s, 30s, 40s etc etc?
Mac or PC?
Favorite meat…beef, chicken, fish, kitten?
Economy car or gas guzzler?
Pajamas, knickers, or birthday suit?
Earth or Mars?
Propane or charcoal?
Boxxy or suicide?
Eagles or Cardinals?
Steelers or Ravens?
DJ,
suicide, anything but Boxxy
idol or idle?
break or brake?
fare or fair?
horde or hoard?
pear or pare?
bough or bow?
there or their?
all right or alright?
complement or compliment?
your or you’re?
desert or dessert?
reign or rain?
Fireworks: ooos or ahhs
Jonco, it’s me, the guy who originally sent you the poll idea. Anyhow, I like more controversial topics with my polls, such as…
Have you ever cheated?
a) yes, on my spouse.
b) yes, on my significant other
c) yes, but only when I was young and dumb
d) no
Have you ever been in jail/prison?
a) yes, for longer than a month
b) yes, for 30 days or less
c) just for a night to sober up
d) no
How often do you masturbate?
a) every day
b) 2-3 times a week
c) less than once a week
d) never
Do you have thoughts of suicide?
a) every day
b) once a week or so
c) every once in awhile
d) nope
Are you overweight?
a) nope
b) yes, by a few pounds
c) yes, by quite a bit
d) yes, I’m clinically obese
Honestly, would you cheat on your spouse/significant other you were guaranteed that no one would find out?
a) yes
b) no
Illegal drugs…
a) yes, every day
b) yes, every week
c) yes, every once in awhile
d) nope
Alcohol…
a) every day
b) a few times a week
c) once a week or less
d) never (hardly ever)
How many sexual partners have you had?
a) none
b) only one
c) a handful
d) 6-10
e) I’m a efffin slut, what can I say?
You get the idea.
Also, it wouldn’t hurt to post the results of the previous poll whenever you post a new one.
eat in or dine out
dress up or casual
boxers or shorts
black bra or flesh colored
chocolate or flowers
white wine or red
beer or beer
See what I’m getting at?
Spice or No Spice?
I couldn’t think of any! There are some good ones here!
I really like invaderpenguin ’s idea. We kinda get to know a little bit about each other but some information about where you live (no stalkers), population, main industry, main hobby, “Know for ??”, annual event, good hang-outs, worst food…. you know, that kind of shitz. Would be interesting.
Best drunk, worst night, coyote morning, best memory, oh I could go on…….
jack bauer or chuck norris?
fart or burp?
heehee
boxers or briefs?
thong or bikini underwear?
Bella,
Your place or mine?
landing strip or smooth
Why not put in some difficult questions like: If there was a baby on a train-track and no one could rescue it, you can divert the train to save the baby but the diversion leads to a cliff edge and will kill the passengers or not divert and run over the baby.
Jack or Sawyer
Facebook or MySpace
vacutainer or syringe?
tea or coffee?
white bread or multigrained?
tv or internet?
Tiger or Jack.
top or bottom
shaving cream or soap
winter or summer
dog or cat
real boobs or tupperware
blonde, red, or brown hair
wax or shave
pubes or no pubes
morning person or evening person
shower or bath
foreplay or no foreplay (my fav!)
carpet or hard wood flooring or laminate
eat out or eat in
watching videos/dvd’s or movie night out
cable or satellite
to live in the city or out in the country
country music or rock or hiphop
there, knock yourself out
Temp: 120F or -20F?
Climate Change or BS?
Israel or Hamas?
Bert or Ernie?
Alien or Predator?
Jock or Burn Out?
Doors or Windows?
Harp or Xylophone?
Continue or Stop?
LOL@ Infidel.
Smooth
Pepsi or coke
Windows or Linux
sea or mountains
bus or train
pizza or burger
meat or fish
east or west
Keep it simple, best sex you ever had.
Klaw, don’t know if it was the best
but it was the safest
Rosy palm and her 5 sisters
Mike I like the landing strip
OJ simpson innocent or guilty
indian food or chinese food
peanut butter chunky or smooth
whole milk or skim or 2% or 1%
tomato juice or oj
KDE or Gnome
Minix vs linux vs OS X vs windows vs FreeBSD
star trek or starwars
escape from LA or escape from NY
Logan’s run or Soylent green
integration or differentiation
global warming: science or man-bear-pig
“numa-numa” or “leave Britney alone”
Daily Kos or LGF
CNN or Fox
monogamy or polygamy
gmail vs hotmail
aol vs yahoo
paper or plastic
half filled vs half empty
Boobs, butts, or legs.