10. “For 10 grand can you make me Pope?”
9. “Hello, is this the Blog-o-bloga-a-da-go-bl-vipivh residence?”
8. “Hi, it’s O.J. Wanna be cellmates?
7. “Oh, I’m sorry, I think I have the wrong Blagojevich.”
6. “Hi, it’s Larry Craig — did I hear something about a Senator’s seat being available?”
5. “I’m calling about your Senate seat on Craigslist. Want to trade for a futon?”
4. “Hey, it’s Cheney. Damn, even I think you’re sleazy.”
3. “You really Blagojevich’d your political career.”
2. “I’m guessing you didn’t spend the bribe money on that haircut.”
1. “It’s Sarah Palin. Thanks for replacing me as the country’s most embarrassing governor.”
|
|
|||
|
Josh F: I found your website about a month ago and check it several times a day. It is by far one of the funniest sites that I have come across. I just wanted to say thank you for the laughs and keep up the great work! Will C: Thanks for the hard work … love the site, i visit all the time. Kieran: I have to say that this site is awesome and has kept me entertained on my time off from work. keep it up. Spokane Mary: Just want to tell you that your blog is like having a whole banana split for dessert - fantastical. Mandy: I just wanted to tell you that I love the site(s). Makes me smile and makes my day everyday. Better than master card, I never leave home with out my daily dose. Jason: great site! every post so far looks right up my alley. Leah: Hey, I just wanted to say I adore this website. I come back almost every day, and I usually get a few laughs out of it. I think I’m starting to annoy my friend, because every few minutes I tell her to come look at this, or woah, you have to see this. Howard D: Very nice selection of stuff. My compliments to the chef! Steve M: I just wanted to say thanks for making me laugh every day. I have been a loyal follower for about a year now. Thanks for scouring the web so I don’t have to! Phil: G’day Jonco. Have been meaning to write to you for awhile. Thank you for including me in your blogroll’ Iam getting a number of hits from your site. Keep up your fantastic blog. It is worth the daily visit. Cheers from down under. Arjay: Just wanted to let you know I follow your site every day. It’s nice to have something to laugh at after being on a call center phone all day. Terry: I enjoy your site and visit it every day. Keep up the good work. Mathias: thank you for your blog, it’s nice, humouristic serious and inventive. i go to see it everyday with pleasure. Thank you for your work. Myra: I just wanted to let you know that I do not smile easily, but your site truly brightens my day, and as such I added you to my site. |
Top Ten Messages Left On Rod Blagojevich’s Answering Machine5 comments to Top Ten Messages Left On Rod Blagojevich’s Answering Machine |
Custom Search
|
|
|
Copyright © 2010 Bits & Pieces - All Rights Reserved |
|||
Rod my good budd! Uh, um, uhh, how much do you want to umm ahh keep your big mouthovich shut until at least after my um, you know, inauguration day?
Most embarrassing governor? Nah, that honor goes to Elliot Spitzer for 2008.
Changing the lock on his office door is way faster than impeachment. They better hurry before he elects himself a Senator.
At least Spitzer got him a hot babe,and for that much money she better do everything
Gov. Palin doesn’t even make the top 10!
There are two others that are very far ahead. One is Michigan’s Granholm. She already has the state in a depression and working hard to make it even worse!
Then there is the Washington State Governor that has stolen an election and is now is in hot water of a nativity scene and an anti-religion message being next to each other.
The IL Gov. was only doing politics as it has been done for a very long time. His only mistake was being so stupid as to get catch so easily!
The one good thing is now the Gov’s of NY and Delaware won’t dare to appoint replacements. They will most likely hold special elections. Maybe the GOP can gain a couple of seats as the big ZERO start to tick people off! He is handling his first test very poorly.
Guard SGT