Josh F: I found your website about a month ago and check it several times a day. It is by far one of the funniest sites that I have come across. I just wanted to say thank you for the laughs and keep up the great work!
Will C: Thanks for the hard work … love the site, i visit all the time.
Kieran: I have to say that this site is awesome and has kept me entertained on my time off from work. keep it up.
Spokane Mary: Just want to tell you that your blog is like having a whole banana split for dessert - fantastical.
Mandy: I just wanted to tell you that I love the site(s). Makes me smile and makes my day everyday. Better than master card, I never leave home with out my daily dose.
Jason: great site! every post so far looks right up my alley.
Leah: Hey, I just wanted to say I adore this website. I come back almost every day, and I usually get a few laughs out of it. I think I’m starting to annoy my friend, because every few minutes I tell her to come look at this, or woah, you have to see this. 
Howard D: Very nice selection of stuff. My compliments to the chef!
Steve M: I just wanted to say thanks for making me laugh every day. I have been a loyal follower for about a year now. Thanks for scouring the web so I don’t have to!
Phil: G’day Jonco. Have been meaning to write to you for awhile. Thank you for including me in your blogroll’ Iam getting a number of hits from your site. Keep up your fantastic blog. It is worth the daily visit. Cheers from down under.
Arjay: Just wanted to let you know I follow your site every day. It’s nice to have something to laugh at after being on a call center phone all day.
Terry: I enjoy your site and visit it every day. Keep up the good work.
Mathias: thank you for your blog, it’s nice, humouristic serious and inventive. i go to see it everyday with pleasure. Thank you for your work.
Myra: I just wanted to let you know that I do not smile easily, but your site truly brightens my day, and as such I added you to my site. 
When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life.
So they gave me a detention for being a pretentious twat.
no. they gave you detention because they were jealous of your youth and intelligence. Age =/= wisdom.
I applaud you for being so bold.
I was sent to the office for asking the difference between the “Trail of tears” and the Holocaust.
Teachers should encourage, not oppress.
I have to ask did you get this from a book. or did this really happen to you. if this is a book let me know the title. it sounds like it will be good.
I got it from the “via” link below the quote: http://bru.tumblr.com/post/59656141/when-i-was-5-years-old-my-mom-always-told-me-that