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7 comments to Your odds of dying from…

  • Gonazar

    I’m surprised they didn’t put ‘natural causes’ up there… at the top.

  • infidel

    DAYUM I thought cancer was number one

  • Grog

    If these were true then there would be a lot more old, really old people wandering around, unless we’re missing something really important. Natural causes doesn’t cut it. We all die from something specific.

    Which category covers colossal screw up?

  • Ana

    And they always tell you there’s a greater chance of getting hit by lightning than dying in a plane crash!

    Pretty amazing that 1/20000 are in witness protection program at some point in their life. And gun shot?! This must be the U.S. chart.

    I don’t think smallpox should be zero. Six samples still remain and someone always stuffs up. Not me, haha, I’ve been vaccinated against it.

  • Smallpox is zero, BECAUSE you’ve been vaccinated!

  • srt420

    what about the Darwin Awards, where do they fit in?

  • Ana

    Not everyone is vaccinated against smallpox.

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