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How much for a bunch?
How about “Drastically reduced”?
I always wondered what happened to Lorena Bobbit.
Lorena Bobbit, The after years.
CIRCUMstantial cut Price With great ROOTstock
im sorry i know this but if you search for pain olympics you can see people cutting them off
“Give a dozen to your sweetie!”
Lauraine Bobbett Special
5o% off!
Go home half-cocked tonight.
Honey, I didn’t get you dick for our anniversary….
….
Only kidding dear!
“Bring Home A Bunch – She’ll Thank You!”
$10.00 for the long stem.
she wants ours more, she told me last night
The ‘Lorena Bobbit Special’ (not sure if I got her name right)
FGM free of charge!
That’s OK honey, I think I’ll just stay in the car.
rtfgnow… pain olympics… ah… whack fever… WTF dude…
let us plant ours in your garden tonight……
religious affiliation not important
Dialogue – From The Man With Two Brains:
Kathleen Turner to Steve Martin, who is driving her to his home where two people wait amid flowers on the front steps, a maid and the gardener.
She: “Who are those assholes?”
He: “Those aren’t assholes; those are azaleas.”
Here:
“Those aren’t penises; those are peonies.”
How about “Accidents happen when you trim your bush!”
Jewish Grandfather says to Grandson – “Prices today are outrageous! When I was kid, getting a circumcision only cost a nickel”
New Owner – Lorena Bobbitt
How about.
Bobbit Special.