Miss Cellania posted these. Here are just a few:
- Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money — Age 13
- For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That’s what happens to cheese when you leave it out — Age 6
- When I go to heaven I want to see my grandfather again. But he better have lost the nose hair and the old-man smell — Age 5
- As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you’ll have a couple of days saved up — Age 7
- It would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile got into an accident. No, wait. That would be good because if anyone needed it, the blood would be right there — Age 5
- Think of the biggest number you can. Now add five. Then, imagine if you had that many Twinkies. Wow, thats five more than the biggest number you could come up with — Age 6
