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Josh F: I found your website about a month ago and check it several times a day.  It is by far one of the funniest sites that I have come across.  I just wanted to say thank you for the laughs and keep up the great work!

 Will C:  Thanks for the hard work … love the site, i visit all the time.

Kieran: I have to say that this site is awesome and has kept me entertained on my time off from work. keep it up.

Spokane Mary: Just want to tell you that your blog is like having a whole banana split for dessert - fantastical.

Mandy: I just wanted to tell you that I love the site(s). Makes me smile and makes my day everyday. Better than master card, I never leave home with out my daily dose.

Jason: great site! every post so far looks right up my alley.

Leah: Hey, I just wanted to say I adore this website. I come back almost every day, and I usually get a few laughs out of it. I think I’m starting to annoy my friend, because every few minutes I tell her to come look at this, or woah, you have to see this. :)

Howard D: Very nice selection of stuff. My compliments to the chef!

Steve M: I just wanted to say thanks for making me laugh every day. I have been a loyal follower for about a year now. Thanks for scouring the web so I don’t have to!

Phil: G’day Jonco. Have been meaning to write to you for awhile.  Thank you for including me in your blogroll’ Iam getting a number of hits from your site. Keep up your fantastic blog. It is worth the daily visit. Cheers from down under.

Arjay: Just wanted to let you know I follow your site every day. It’s nice to have something to laugh at after being on a call center phone all day.

Terry: I enjoy your site and visit it every day. Keep up the good work.

Mathias: thank you for your blog, it’s nice, humouristic serious and inventive. i go to see it everyday with pleasure. Thank you for your work.

Myra: I just wanted to let you know that I do not smile easily, but your site truly brightens my day, and as such I added you to my site. :D

 
 

At the restaurant…

MenuA man studied the menu long and hard, and finally turned to the waiter for help.

 ”Well,” said the waiter, “today our special is chicken on a bed of wild rice with green beans almandine and a nice side salad.”

 ”That sounds great. How is your chicken prepared?”

“We break it to him very gently and tell him it’s nothing personal.”

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Toy machine fail

Toy machine

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Death of the Geico Gecko?

Geico-gecko

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Bad acronyms of real companies

BARF -  Biologically Appropriate Raw Food

Barf

DOA -   Department Of Aging
DOA

PISS  Phoenix Islands Settlement Scheme

SAD  – Singles Awareness Day
sad

SLUT – South Lake Union Trolley
slut

SHAG – Senior Housing Assistance Group
shag

SOWS – Students Of Womens Studies

PMS – Progressive Management Systems
pms progressive management systems

More here

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Defining ‘rogue’

Rrgue

With that definition, why would anyone write a book about themself Going Rogue?

Thanks Paul & J-Walk

The good ole’ days

CornerStoreWhen I were a lad, Momma would send me down to t’corner store wi’ a dollar, and I’d come back wi’ five pounds o’ potatoes, two loaves o’ bread, three pints o’ milk, a pound o’ cheese, a packet o’ tea, an’ ‘alf a dozen eggs.

Yer can’t do that now.  Too many damm security cameras.

Thanks Gene

Medicine Mixing Alert

VERY IMPORTANT TO READ FOR THOSE WHO TAKE MEDICATIONS
Especially as we age!!

Most people know not to mix certain medicines without consulting their doctors.  Some medicines cannot be mixed with certain foods…and certainly most of us know not to mix certain medicines with alcohol…although, some people think that mixing alcohol and medicine is harmless ..
As a public service the AMA and Health Canada have recently published a new warning being distributed via pamphlets in pharmacies across the U.S. and Canada …
 

Attached is the cover jacket of the pamphlet:

Beer and viagra

Thanks Mike

That shit won’t fly

Shit_happens_49

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Bacon mug of cheese

This should clog those last few arteries.

Bacon mug

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Narcoleptic dog

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