Caption Contest – 803

 

A Free Printer

Thanks, Mike (from Spain)
 
 

Croc Crown

Thanks, Rad
 
 

A Frickin’ Elephant

Thanks Gene
 

The Present

Thanks Gene
 

Taking advantage of your dead buddy

He’s always been there for you…

Thanks, Mike (from Spain)
 
 

When she asked if you had protection…

This isn’t what she meant.

Thanks, Rad
 
 

Missing Wife

Husband: My wife is missing.
She went shopping yesterday
and has not come home!
Sheriff: Height ?
Husband: I’m not sure.
A little over five-feet tall.
Sheriff: Weight ?
Husband: Don’t know.
Sheriff: Color of eyes ?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sheriff: Color of hair ?
Husband: Changes a couple
times a year. Maybe dark
brown now. I can’t remember.
Sheriff: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.
Sheriff: What kind of car did she go in ?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sheriff: What kind of truck was it ?
Husband : A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, LED lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.
At this point the husband started choking up.

Sheriff: Take it easy sir,
We’ll find your truck!!!

Thanks Gene

 

 

If I had 100 friends…

Thanks, Wirecutter
 

Duck 1 – Tiger 0

Tiger and duck play chase and the duck wins

This tiger got caught up in a game of cat and mouse with a duck – and the duck won.

Posted by The Mirror on Wednesday, January 18, 2017

 

Thanks, Janet
 
 
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