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 I’m pleased to announce a new member of the Bits & Pieces family….
Bad Bits. It was quite the dilemma getting it up and running, but it’s finally here.
While scouring for Bits and Pieces and Bits of Wisdom I was running across things that were terribly funny but inappropriate for the audience that these sites had developed.
Bad Bits carries some of the more offbeat, irreverent, disgusting, gross, sick, sexual stuff that isn’t found on our other sites. Bad Bits is probably NSFW, unless you work at home or in a unique kind of environment. I realize it won’t be for everyone and that’s understandable. It will lean towards the humorous but won’t always be funny. You can read about the efforts getting it up and running on the About Bad Bits page.
Thanks for supporting B&P and BoW the way you have. I hope you enjoy Bad Bits.
Keep in mind that first-time comments are held for moderation, but once they’re approved your comments should go up right away.
Check it out… Bad Bits
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over,looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:
‘I went by your grandma’s house today and I saw her in the hallway buck-naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!’
The biker looks at him and doesn’t say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: ’I got it on with your grandma and she is good, The best I ever had!’
The biker’s buddies are starting to get really mad ‘ but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, ‘I’ll tell you something else, boy, Your grandma liked it!’
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders and looks him square in the eyes and says………………..
‘Grandpa;………. Go home!
Thanks Patti
You knew with a name like the iPad, the jokes they would follow but Hiphandmaids on Etsy takes it to a new level.
They have developed a real, usable case which is in the form of a feminine napkin — and yes it has wings. Etsy is selling these “cases” for $30.00 US for the month of March as a promotion.
Here is how Etsy describes the case on their website:
>With its durable vinyl outer layer and plush, quilted-cotton sleeve, the iMaxi helps keep your iPad clean and dry. Plus, the iMaxi’s Velcro-latched, advanced wing design wraps snugly around your device, so your iPad always stays where it should. Best of all, it shields it from all those unsightly and embarrassing data leaks that would make any motherboard worry!
>Each handmade iMaxi can be easily customized to fit your active lifestyle. Please view other listings for different color options including our “lived in” red thread interior. If you don’t see a color you like, just ask!
Here’s the Lived In model.
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On the National Geographic Channel’s upcoming TV special, Sizing Up Sperm (AKA Survivor Sperm Island), hundreds of grown men and women don white and run blitzkrieg-style through treacherous terrain in the first-ever live-action adaptation of how mommy and daddy make a baby.
Sizing Up Sperm will air on NatGeo this Sunday, March 14, @ 9PM ET/PT.
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This is frightening!
Nutty Madam of New Moon trailer reaction video fame is back on the occasion of the first teaser trailer for Eclipse with another reaction video that promises to be noisier, nuttier, and twi-hardier than any other Twilight trailer reaction video on the market today.
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